Well hello there party people. You can in fact contact me, if for no other reason than to prove to yourself that I am not an Internet ghost.
To email me, send your finest prose to email@example.com
You can also follow me on Twitter- my username is seemarytweet.
To contact me in other ways, I would recommend combing the entire face of the Earth and asking every Mary you come across whether she writes See Mary Blog. Be careful, though. We’re a wily bunch.