Hey Internet! As we all know (or I don’t know, do you?) Thanksgiving, my favorite holiday, is fast approaching. With this in mind, I made this horribly sadistic card. I would tell you to place it on the grave of your turkey, but you’re going to eat them, so that doesn’t really work.
Here’s the front:
And here’s the inside:
Tasteful, huh? Maybe it will ward off the turkey’s angry spirit. Or it may just exacerbate matters.
Credit for the picture of the turkey: http://www.wildlife.state.nh.us/Wildlife/Wildlife_profiles/profile_wild_turkey.htm