Greetings, fair Internet. Today’s post will be short, because someone is currently attempting to hunt me down and shoot me with a nerf gun, and I don’t know who they are. But I am concerned. (Don’t call the police- it’s part of a game.) Also, I am busy today and want to make sure I post something, seeing as the arbitrary post schedule I set for myself is apparently binding. (I knew I shouldn’t have signed that contract in blood!)
Anyway, I drew you a picture of a flower, because that makes sense. Enjoy, and I’ll be back Monday with actual good writing.