Letters in this title may have been altered to protect the (supposedly) innocent.
Many of you have probably seen my first bio post about my friend The Rock. If so, you will understand this post, which I have written at the request of the charming Abidail. If you have not seen said post, click here.
And now, without further adieu, the bio!
Born: In a galaxy far, far away
Known Aliases: Sugarplum; Buttercup; Snake Eyes; Dragon Killer; Bob
Last Known Location: Behind you.
Last Guessed Location: London, in 1644.
Skills: Spelling; marksmanship; death stares. Probably speaks French, but only in the future.
Weapons: Only a sharp tongue and her bare hands. Also, very sharp sticks.
Notes: If sighted, do not engage. Back away slowly if you want to live.