The Rock has requested that I write her a bio. Because I am nothing but a humble word slave, I have done so.
Name: The Rock
Born: In the mists of time
Known Aliases: Bane of Darkness; Ms. Sparkles
Last Known Location: Siberia
Last Guessed Location: I dunno… Mars, maybe.
Skills: Ability to win at life through lack of procrastination; good at gymnastics; can appear harmless when necessary
Weapons: Mind beams; mind rays; teeth